U Got Knocked the F^ck Out!

February 14, 2009


Rhianna’s hospital photos surfaced yesterday. I feel bad for making jokes earlier in the week–Chris Brown went to town on her.

  • FACT Chris Brown has beat up more people than Uncle Murda.
    OPINION Uncle Murda rant 6 blocks to get away from Papoose.
    FACT Chris Brown learned how to dance at The Fight Club.
  • OPINION Rhianna got beet up like a veggietable.
    FACT Chris Brown’s Sonic Boom was too strong for Rhianna.
    FACT Chris Brown blacked out while whipping Rhianna’s ass like Ed Norton in Primal Fear.
  • FACT Chris Brown was listening to Prodigy’s “Smack My Bitch Up” before he stopped the car.
  • OPINION Chris Brown told Rhianna that she looked Sharon Stone.


Through the Sieve 



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